Ear Sex 

what a girl wants so she can hear you coming, so to speak.

she wanted to know when it was about to come, so she stuck it in her ear to hear better. Ear Sex uses hearing senses very effectively.

Ear Sex by Long Ranger April 15, 2006

Ear Sex 

To stick ones finger or penis in ones ear, achieving orgasm by hitting the brain.

"Me and Erica invented ear sex and have it all the time."

"We had ear sex in my car."

Ear Sex by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006

Ear Sex 

The scratching behind another's ear in order to sexually arouse them.

God that was some good earsex yesterday.

Ear Sex by AngelicaL May 14, 2005

Ear sex sounds 

Supernatural S.A. Town

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time

Ear sex sounds by THEStupidPodcaster July 2, 2021

Banana ear sex

During foreplay, the ear is lubricated with banana (previously peeled). Hence sex involving the ear and penis is vastly improved. The male then places his knob into the unsuspecting females ear, thrusting unforgivingly.

"I gave Allie banana ear sex violently whilst thinking of my mother."

Banana ear sex by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008

Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

Platonic Ear Sex by ICantWord December 7, 2016

Ear Sexual Assault 

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard

Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault

Ear Sexual Assault by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025