Ear Sexual Assault

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault
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Doohickey

A word to describe a thing or invention that is incomprehensible, weird, useless, or nonetheless
Hey uhh I made this Doohickey, despite this dongle's abhorrence , it delivers you water that smells like fermented mackerels
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Goobrisky

A (Fake) word to describe someone who thinks they're better or someone who thinks they're onto something and think their "Conspiracy" is real
Cmon dude the moon isn't blue, stop being such a Goobrisky
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Diggidiligidigiggitygiggery

An utterly long fake word to describe someone as funny or humourous

This also applies to someone who doesn't understand everyone's humor local to the person
Person 1: BAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ur so funny (Person 2)
Person 2: Yeah Ik right, I must be diggidiligidigiggitygiggery
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Dingbat

A dingbat is a buzzword to describe someone as stupid/lacks diligence
WHY DID YOU FORGET TO TURN THE STOVE OFF!?, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE YOU DINGBAT!.
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