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Dillion

The most perfect person you could ever meet. When he walks in the room all he has to do is smile and everyone loves him and he brightens the room. His imperfections are what make him so perfect. There’s that one girl who is truly in love with dillion and he won’t see it. He won’t love her back but that girl that loves him will love him with everything she has and would do anything just to see his smile. A Dillion usually has curly hair (usually). Dillions tend to love children and spend every second with their friends. If you get a dillion hold onto them because once you let them go you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Dillion is your dream guy that one girl will be lucky to end up with and it will be the girl that loved him since day one and if not then he fucked up. Don’t break a dillions heart their feelings are the most tender. A dillion is the guy you’d wanna go ice skating with around Christmas and get ice cream with in the summer. A dillion is the guy you’d stay up all night thinking about when your on the phone with him and he thinks your sleeping. He’s the guy that just a color of something could remind you of him and make you smile. So if you get a dillion don’t let him go and cheerish his love forever. A dillion is the type of guy you wanna marry at first sight.
“You love dillion?!”
“Yeah I wanna Marry
“Damn good luck
by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020
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dillion

An arbitrary unit of measurement that is only used in reference to male genitalia.
I was at this party the other night, which was pretty much a sausage fest, and everybody was going commando. I think I saw at least one dillion dicks that night!
by Buster T. Foodcube May 24, 2010
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Dillion

Phrase uttered by Glaswegian neds (see Ned) to express a variety of emotions / impluses / thoughts (if thinking is possible when strung out on Schweeties) including:
1) punch / beat up someone
2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.
3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.
Commonly preceeded by the word "pure".
First know use circa 1995 in a chippie in Maryhill Road - "Joahnny, dillion him" - now a common ned word used in any number of situations.
As in...
1) Ah'm gonnae pure dillion you, ya fuckin' dobbur!
2) Check oot that bird Donna-Marie, sheeza pure dillion - or - haw haw look at that E.V.O. (i.e. Mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. - or - haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?
3) You're a pure dillion bawbag. - or - haw they versace trackies are pure dillions - or - ah pure love Donna-Marie's sovvy rings, they're pure dillions.

Etc. etc.
by Esteban Tuero June 4, 2004
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Dillion

A dick sized number which usually causes women to climax upon hearing it.
I have a dillie dough dillion dollars darling, you down to do it?
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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Dillion

A shit ton. More than a Million, even more than a trillion for that matter.
I love Cassie a Dillion times
by GrettingsFromHell June 22, 2010
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dillion has a very small weiner
by niggerfag101 March 25, 2011
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Dillion

It is a unit of measurement. The exact number is 1200Q56. It originates from the Olden English terms of Dozen and Million, hence it is like a dozen million.
Jake: How many people are in Wateska?
AJ: About 60 Dillion.

Meghan: They have more tractors than people here.
Kylie: Yeah they definitely have a dillion just hanging around doing nothing.
by Wateska Joe March 1, 2011
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