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functional dysfunctional

A person whom while able to minimally function in society, hold a job (at varying degrees of success), feed, clothe & house themselves still remain a disaster at nearly all other personal & social aspects of life.

They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.
Because of their multiple failed relationships and substance abuse charges, Brittney & Lindsey remain the poster children for the functional dysfunctional.
by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010
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Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.
A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.
by blashada September 6, 2014
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dysfunctional

a “dysfunctional” relationship is something that’s never perfect but is always worth it
they have a dysfunctional relationship but it works really well .
by Johndoe33 June 7, 2018
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dysfunctionality

the act of being dysfunctional as being compared to something else.
-they are so cute/awkward together
-yeah, they have Jim and Pam (from The Office) dysfunctionality
by justanotherwordfreak May 7, 2011
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dysfunctional

1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.
Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid.

Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”.

What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?
by fujikawa October 17, 2007
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disfunctional

someone who is known as gardiners or overally emotional alcoholics. with this in mind gardiners tend to drool and spit when they talk, cry over everything or in other cases try to fight the closest object to them!
That kid shaking that sign for no reason seems to be so gardiner(disfunctional)
by dobermation January 26, 2009
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