Dueling Pianos

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.

Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dueling Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.

by SandyBerg February 19, 2020

Urban Dictionary dueling

When two Urban Dictionary contributors submit entries simultaneously, and each (acting as editor) rejects the other's definition. Then both tweak their entries and resubmit, only to reject each other once again; the struggle may continue like this for hours, or even days. Whoever gets their definition accepted first wins.

I've been Urban Dictionary dueling this Australian twat for the past six hours.

by Epic Tetus March 7, 2015

Dateline

To commit an act and attempt to cover your tracks. Also: to hide something and then deny involvement even when confronted with evidence to the contrary.

Mom: The kids never play outside.
Dad: We'll dateline the Xbox. I'll get a hammer and a trash bag.
Mom: They'll never notice.

by Dressbetter September 24, 2016

dueling faces

Sexual act in which two women take turns giving one man head.

"They were both trying to suck my dick! They were playing dueling faces."

by P-Money315 January 5, 2010

Dueling

When two friends sit back to back in computer office chairs and begin masturbating at the same time. Then after a set amount of time, both turn around and fire their loads at each other.

A:"Hey dude I'm bored."
B:"Yeah, me too."
A:"Want to duel?"
B:"Sure, I love dueling!"
A:"Ready? Set. Go!"
B:"Aww man. I lost. Good game!"

by Best Friends Forever September 11, 2010

Dueling Analogs

A webcomic created by Steve Napierski that ridicules games. There is no consecutive plotline, as the comics take place within the games universes. Repeating features include Games I'm Glad Were Never Made, Rejected Mega Man Villains, and What If.

Man, Dueling Analogs was so funny today!

by Ento November 1, 2007

Dudeling

A young male child.

Marco: I'm turning six this year!
You: Wow! That's awesome dudeling!

by Loobe Man April 1, 2020