dushe bag

a bag used to clean ones vagina after sex

Dude that was such good sex but i have to go clean my self with a dushe bag

by frank oharis November 7, 2003

dusche bagglery

Dusche Bagglery is the plurl or present progressive for actions which can be described as "duschey" or "dusche bag."

I cannot take your B.S. or your rampid "dusche bagglery" any longer...
or
That is "dusche bagglery."

by Ryan Clink October 4, 2008

Dousche Bag Dad

When your dad is acting like a dousche bag. : )

Man last night your dousche bag dad really fucked things up.

by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004

duche bag

this is from the hidden creek phase 2 kids, we just be clownin round here n shits so u kno

jimmy maher is the biggest duche bag i kno roun here

by matt tollez November 12, 2004

Dousche Bag Dad

A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.

Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.

A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time

A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011

dushe bag

u stick this thing up ur choosie and then squeeze...it is normally for older women who need a cleaning in their vagina

i stuck the dushe bag up my ass before reading the instructions.

by keri June 14, 2003

Duche bag

ass hole

Matt has been a real duche bag since he moved.

by anonymous May 20, 2021