dumpiquette

The proper etiquette of bathroom usage post-defecation. Universal examples are that of putting the toilet seat down, courtesy-flushing mid-way, renewing the toilet paper roll, washing one’s hands, plunging when needed, and Febreezing the affected area(s).

Chris: "Dude, why did you close the door after you took a shit, you've got to let the room air out."

James: "Sorry, I guess I don't have proper dumpiquette."

by Shit Patrol October 20, 2010

Dumpster Dipping

When you throw your dipping sauce into the trash can and it stands perfectly upright inside and you realize you still had one more fry left so you reach your arm into the trash can to dip your fry.

"Damn, I had to go dumpster dipping because of this sneaky fucking french fry."

by GiggleGrass October 2, 2014

Trumpty Dumpty

A narcisstic egghead determined to build walls between himself and people everywhere at their expense.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Tumpty Dumpty had a great fall. Good.

by Profgal February 1, 2017

Dumpster Fire

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something very difficult that nobody wants to deal with.

This project is a complete dumpster fire.

by FullOn June 27, 2008

dirty dumpster

The process of multiple men ejaculating on the out side of a female Sphincter hole. The alpha male then drives all the ejaculated sundtance into the females sphincter. Like compacting the trashcan. After all the waste has been compacted, you then dump the trash by the female defecating.

"Hey Brittany, are you tired of normal, boring sex?"
"Yes"
"Well good because I got a group of buddies here that want to give you a dirty dumpster"

by Dirty youngin March 4, 2016

cunt dumpster

A whore who has hooked up with multiple guys in a single day to the point of guys essentially using her cunt as a dumpster. Often guys who have dumped their loads in these whores frequently experience symptoms such as intense remorse immediately after as well as dwelling on whether or not he has unknowingly received sloppy seconds.

Joe: Yo I hooked up with Sabrina last night at that party.
Matt: Sabrina!?!? you know she hooked up with 2 dudes before going to that party.
Joe: That fucking cunt dumpster!

by someguynamedtom May 16, 2023

Dumpism

The perfectly transcendent philosophical belief, that all people, regardless of belief system, world view, faith, etc. all sentient beings enjoy a good dump. Dumpism is hailed as one of the most powerful uniting forces among not only all human cultures, but all sentient beings - possibly among extraterrestrial life (who must also eject waste, assuming they are matter based beings).

Islamo-Fascist: Despite the fact that western culture is forcefully assimilating my people, I must admit we all still enjoy a good dump.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.

by Edward Lazzarin & Mark Povich February 22, 2007