Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

On The Clock Dump

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.

Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

On The Clock Dump

Taking a poop at work while getting paid.

Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.

by hangnail1 June 29, 2012

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Dump a hot load on my face

This is a very confusing term, as it can mean one of two very opposite things so you never know what you’re gonna get.

1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face

2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth

You see the danger of this word, right?

Nick: *uuuuugh* I’m gonna cum
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*

Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT

by Sexy Shitster January 9, 2026

Dump one in the butt

The act of blowing ones load in the other party's butt

"Bro that chick was so easy she let me dump one in the butt on our first date."

by Juhmanda December 19, 2008

One Dump Chump

A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.

My husband takes forever to bust a nut but once he does he's a One Dump Chump.

by janessa107 April 30, 2017