dumbocracy

Government of the dumb, for the dumb, by the dumb.

Person: How the hell did George W Bush get elected US President twice?

Person 2: Well, that's what you sometimes get in a dumbocracy.

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

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Puppet Democracy

A "democracy" ruled by powerless figureheads secretly controlled by a minority, wealthy elite.

America is a puppet democracy.
or,
Fuck this puppet democracy, I'm moving to the Russian Federation.

by Alpha gee October 17, 2008

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Democrackhead

A Democrat who is addicted to power and money like a crackhead is addicted to cocaine. Like Crackheads, they will lie, cheat and steal to achieve their progressive goals.

That Democrackhead just lied to Congress, cheated the last election and is trying to steal my 2nd Amendment rights.

Maybe if the Democrackheads focused on the economy and making our borders secure, America would be a better place to live.

by KeepTheChangeIWantAmericaBack February 15, 2013

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Spreading Democracy

1. United States foreign policy.
2. bombing another country, regime changing another country or invading another country.

The United States is spreading democracy in the middle east.

by cactijuice October 3, 2018

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parental democracy

1. A pseudo-democratic government, where the democratic nature of the country is of great value without forsaking the aspect of executive oversight, to protect and secure not what the citizens want but what is thought to be in their best interest.

2. A nanny state; usually intended derisively.

When we live in a parental democracy, where the two blocks that govern do not offer alternatives, when the state becomes, as in Goya's painting, Saturn devouring his children, the radicals emerge, young anarchists flying their flags made of gunpowder.

by Mahus November 8, 2012

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