drunken noodle 

When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle

Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.

drunken noodle by cocolover March 30, 2015

Drunkenmiller's Law 

Similar to Godwin's Law, this law states that the longer a online political debate continues the more likely it is that someone will bring up George W. Bush, typically totally out of context. When this occurs the person who invokes Drunkemiller's Law has lost the argument and the thread should be closed.

"I've always thought that Jimmy Carter was an overrated president."

"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law

Drunkenmiller's Law by Strictnein December 12, 2008

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

Drunken Conscience by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010

Drunken Duncan 

Sexual act where the female takes a mouthful of some spirit and then performs fellatio.

She was awesome. We raided the minibar for a scotch and she gave me a drunken duncan.

Drunken Duncan by Senidic August 16, 2011

Drunken Yeti 

Someone who, at a party drinks too fast too much. Usually pukes everywhere, like a "puking dragon" Is loud, boisterous, and smells funny. Makes an ass of him(her)self, and usually ruins their welcome, unless with the closest of friends.

The DrunkenYeti is best kept locked inside it's domicile, where it can harass the community of online gamers.

"Man! You might want to call Becky and apologize, the other night you were a drunken yeti!"

"Dood, the other night you started puking all over the camp site. Thanks for being a drunk yeti again!"

Drunken Yeti by xxattentaterxx December 9, 2008

drunkenness 

How heavily an individual is intoxicated/drunk and forthcoming consequences as a result

Man, my drunkenness is starting to get the better of me; I want to pork your sister.

drunkenness by bantaclause January 27, 2015

drunken fu 

1: The ability to fight while drunk.

2: When you ithink/i have the above skill. Normally involves the wild flailing of limbs and you getting your ass kicked. Much more common than #1.

1:
Hey, what happened to Marty last night?
He started a fight and got drunken-fu'd.

2:
Hey, what happened to jason last night?
He started a fight, thinking he knew drunken fu. Alas, he did not, and he's in county right now.

drunken fu by malendras September 15, 2007