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drunklet

Petite girl that gets horrendously drunk
Two guys at the club:

"Hey, look at that drunklet dancing in the corner, she would probably be an easy fuck"
"You are right man, she does not even know where she is! Let's go for it!"
by The Dani November 24, 2013
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Drunken Peasants

A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
That homophobic Christian they made fun of on last night's Drunken Peasants was so stupid!
by Cleffroski November 7, 2014
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DrunkBear

DrunkBear resides in Antwerpen, Belgium (aka BANTWERP!) and is a thoroughly nocturnal animal. As the name suggests, he loves to drink heavily and regularly, and has the distinction of being chunder free.

DrunkBear is characterised by a complete personality change after consuming alcohol: he becomes highly sociable, a crazy dancer and fantastically uninhibited.

DrunkBear also begins to share some of his personal feelings (that are usually locked in the deepest darkest recesses of his mind) while inebriated and even dares to make (as yet unfulfilled) promises.

DrunkBear’s favourite drinks include Kwak, Konig, Jaegerbombs and Duval, but any old beer or spirit will do when DrunkBear’s out on the town. Less preferred beers are Timmermans and Stella, the latter because DrunkBear already likes to beat women and so doesn’t want to become even more of a misogynist.

Oddly enough, DrunkBear, even after ten pints, is still not inclined to wear a pink tutu or to dance for prolonged periods with certain people, but his lackadaisical behaviour more than makes up for this.

All in all, DrunkBear is the typical British LAD, and reaches astronomically high levels of banter and pars harder than even Tempz himself.
There was StealBear, and BrowneBear, and WarBear, and KillBear, and DrunkBear…

Person 1: “DrunkBear, do you want another pint?”
DrunkBear: “No, I’d like another six please!”
by KillB November 7, 2011
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drunkicidal

A term most commonly used in the psychiatric setting to deescribe a person who makes suicidal threats or statements while intoxicated. These people rarely endorse suicidal ideations or actions while sober, and generally only become suicidal when drunk.
"Hey, are we going to discharge Mike today?"

"Sure, he'll be going home at three."

"Didn't he threaten to kill himself?"

"Yeah, but he was just drunkicidal. He's fine now."
by WMaximus March 27, 2013
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Drunkle

That drunk uncle everybody has who always gets hammered at family events. Usually this individual will puke, cause a fight or both and is estimated to have a short life expectancy.
I love hanging out with my Drunkle because he buys me booze.
by Wordwerth October 10, 2008
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Drunkenese

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005
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Drunkilingus

The performing of cunnilingus while drunk. The overwhelming desire to lick pussy when buzzed. The only time a woman will turn down oral sex is when it’s drunkilingus.
I had a good beer buzz going when I tried to perform drunkilingus on my wife’s vagina.
by Dancerooster September 28, 2021
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