When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
Get the ass-rocket drunk mug.The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
by Bouch66 February 21, 2006
Get the drunk off my ass mug.A Drunk Asshole is a male who goes to parties and gets too drunk too fast. If he is there with a date he will become inflamed with jealousy very easily. He will then proceed to try to pick fights with every other male at the party. When its time to leave or when people become tired of listening to him talk in general he will steal alcohol to take home so that he can get progressively more intoxicated. A Drunk Asshole will then pass out in the car still clutching his stolen booze and to cap the night off he'll tell his date that she likes to fuck dogs.
Last night at the party Steven was being a Drunk Asshole look it up on urbandictionary.com to see what he did.
by Chachilovesthenightlife November 9, 2005
Get the Drunk Asshole mug.a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.
1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."
by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005
Get the dangerously drunk assistor mug.A term used to describe any area that someone would live in that is old-fashioned, trashy, run-down and just nasty. Usually accompanied by the word "town."
Janice thies supports a whole po-dunk-ass town with the gravitational field supports by her fat sassage slap-lovin ass.
by mackelslap December 22, 2008
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by I am a Synonym for the Void September 5, 2018
Get the dunk-ass mug.To be hanging out at a club with someone who is so wasted that no one will talk to you so you might as well be wasted too.
Na man non of them girls was talking to me I was drunk by association because of Shaun's wasted ass.
by biblepimp March 3, 2010
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