Drumpf

Donald Trump's last name before it was changed. Usually either used by normies who actually think it's funny or far lefties who use it unironically.

Example one:
Bob: Le Drumpf XDDDDDDD
John: Back to 9gag you go.

Example 2:
Sally: You voted for Trump? Well I just used a 15th century pronunciation of his name. Now what?

by NooseyGoosey October 25, 2017

drumpf

The itch you get around your butthole, when you don't wipe well enough. AKA trump

Sorry I'm so fidgety. I have a nasty case of drumpf.

by bonum_ceti March 01, 2016

Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Drumpf

A massive dump that runs for President.

I took a giant Drumpf, and now it's stinking up the caucus.

by Dr. Mr. Baby March 01, 2016

Drumpf

A serial liar.

Educated people know that Donald Trump is a drumpf.

by BookcaseShuffle March 01, 2016

Drumpf

phoney candidate

That Drumpf was doing ok until John Oliver tore him a new one.

by TheMightyZ March 03, 2016

drumpf

n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.

That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.

by scarshapedstar. March 04, 2016