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Shorthorned dribbler

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..
He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.
by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012
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International Dibs Protocol

PART 2

The IDP can only be used when multiple people have near-equal claim to something. One person can not call dibs on something another person clearly owns, and if he does, dibs has no effect. If the object in question was given from one person to another, a third person may not call dibs on said object. Even if it was not made explicitly clear that the object in question was meant for a specific person, the person who provided the object may still clarify and dibs will be nullified.

If one person has obviously greater claim to the object in question, dibs will have no effect. However, dibs shall be upheld if the claim is (1) not major and can't be proven or (2) very minor, even if proof is provided. If an agreement is reached that both people have equal claim to the object, the two people will start at step 2.

If an agreement can not be reached, the said object will be be split equally, destroyed, left behind, sold and the money split evenly, or given to a third person, depending on what the valued object is.

SHOTGUN AMENDMENT
The Shotgun Amendment is a specific form of dibs, namely, the shotgun seat of a vehicle. Slightly different rules apply to shotgun.

The owner of the vehicle gets final say in who rides shotgun.

Also, shotgun call only be called when some piece of the vehicle can be seen from where shotgun is called. Exhaust, icicles hanging off of the vehicle, and reflections do not count as a “piece of the vehicle.”
The International Dibs Protocol takes precedent over all other laws. Not really.
by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014
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2k dribbler

a gay ass nigga who has no social skills, probably has a boyfriend, smacks there mom, doesn't take a shower for 3 weeks, and also looks up videos on how to dribble. Must have a psn with a 2k related name or starts with a lower case v. Also has a stretch that if he comes out the corner gets yelled at, if he misses a shot the stretch should leave the party before he gets booted. But if the guard misses a shot and the center doesnt get board he will still get doxed or booted.
Stay In The Corner Im Hot and Im a 2k Dribbler I watch videos on how to combo up
by 2k dribbler June 21, 2018
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Piss Driblets

Piss driblets- When you finish taking a piss but a little extra piss comes out after you put your pecker away, leaving little wet marks on your pants.

Khaki pants are notorious for making piss driblets highly visible.
Randy- Piss Driblets sir,

Lahey- Thats alright Randy, they'll dry.
by Pranas November 19, 2013
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Dribe

When a person takes off their clothes and runs backward through a cornfield, using the body and all of its holes to harvest corn
Aaron would go dribe without inviting Julian or Brandon, he knows that they love to dribe
by Captian_Planet_fan January 14, 2008
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Crab Dribble

this is not really a dribble.its a hop step that u take to get an extra step on ur defender,after the hop step u take two more steps, therefore its a travel. but if your first name is lebron its a nice play
Commentator- What is a crab dribble?
Caron Butler- Its a move where you...uh, like travel.Its the hottest thing on the market right now.
by e.baek.ems January 6, 2009
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dribblage

n. the tiny droplets of urine that inevitably cling to the interior of the urethra, no matter how much you shake or tap immediately after urination. these droplets are unfortunately always release only after the penis (a.k.a. wiener, wang, shlong, etc.) is back in the pants. The resulting moisture is often visible on the crotchal area of the trousers.
Damn, biatch, your dribblage is showing.
by Los Cineastas December 9, 2004
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