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Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
by ForScience234 April 2, 2022
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Darley

Darley is by far the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny nice and surprisingly handsome. You become bestfriends fast and he doesn't do anything to hurt you purposely. He will be with you forever and rarely lies unless if needed. He's tall and is decently good at sports. He has at least 1 girl bestfriend but many boy bestfriends. He is really really nice and will be with you forever and ever. Don't make a darley mad because he will just laugh. Darleys are the coolest and rarest people alive and they aren't fake with you they're very real. Treasure darley the coolest person alive and also one of the handsomest and easiest to fall in love with.
omg that must be a darley!

Is that darley coming to us? I'm so happy !
Darley is the coolest person ever.
by The Astonishing Asteroid June 9, 2015
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A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.
A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"
by Breadcrust May 19, 2014
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Drakey Poo

The lamest person you will ever meet. Drakey poo(s) are the type of person or friend that is used for their finances amd credibility.
Hows that guy you brought to the party?

Thats my new Drakey Poo.
by PN ISLAND March 24, 2009
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Daley Day

The act of turning a completely easy task into an absolute shit fuck.
He came in to land the plane and completely fucked it up. He inadvertently shut down Both Engines. He had another Daley Day.
by RustyDog August 5, 2008
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daley

one who can take any comment or situation straight to the gutter; one who is gutter-minded
Dude how could you possibly take that conversation to the gutter? You straight up pulled a daley on that one.
by tkillian January 9, 2009
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dradey

"a small child with braids."
pronounced dray dee
by imApirate July 18, 2006
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