dragontongue

the language most commonly used by dragons, or scalies who have nothing to say but still want to seem interesting (it's okay guys, ive totally been there)

"hurru?" the dragon questioned.

"hey, hows u?" the boy asked. the scalie then replied with content "hurruu.....ruhhurrr?" the boy was extremely puzzled by dragontongue and didn't know how to reply.

by hai! im anonymous. September 17, 2011

DragonYoda

Bad ass hoe, who gets owned... damn contracdiction...

I pwn DragonYoda

by Razz July 12, 2003

Dragonhead

The popularly accepted term for having the greatest blowjob you've ever had/heard of.

Joe: I just came home from my girlfriends place.
Frank: Sick dude! What happened?
Joe: I got some Dragonhead!
Frank: OMFG.*Extreme jealousness*

by abomination12 November 13, 2011

Dragonboating

An act similar to motorboating, in which one uses one's penis instead of one's face. Similar to tit fuck, however the key difference being that the penis is wiggled in a side-to-side motion.

Bro, did you motorboat that Rachel chick yesterday?
Totally! But afterwards I was totally dragonboating her!
Seriously? Dude! High-five!

by DeKrullevaar October 3, 2012

dragontail

v. the continual attachment of a smell, as from farting, while one moves away from the location where said smell was vented. Not to be confused with "cropdusting" where the scent is meant to stay in a particular area or adversely affect target(s) in one's wake; dragontailing.....entails...the scent moving along /with/ one's person.

I farted when I left work, but it dragontailed me all the way to the parking garage.

by Faelanisntmyrealname May 28, 2010

dragontale

When someone takes a shit but you can’t force it out the rest of the way

Guy one: so I was sitting in the bathroom today trying to shit but I couldn’t get it all the way out and now I have a dragonTale
Guy two: bro what the fuck

by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021

Dragontale

When you take a fat shit and can’t force the rest out causing it to look like a tail.

Guy one: so I was taking a fat shit today and I couldn’t pass all of it and I’ve had a dragontale all day.
Guy two: James what the actual Fuck.

by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021