Dolphin man

A song made by an absolute 'g' (greg) danny Gonzalez who you should all subscribe to and become greg

He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
Adventure on to land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's dolphin man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
Cuz he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run in to him
In the dark abandoned house
Where he lives
Ohh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
You'll scream
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
She was just a lady
Not a care in the world
'Till she saw some grown men
Kidnapping a girl
She said
Help, let me go
So she sprung into action
Then she looked right at a neckless
And became Scarlett Johansson
Then she kicked all their asses
Varli, savior of the masses
Don't know where that neckless came from
Love more, hate less, that's the message
Dolphin man saw her on TV
And gave her a call
They formed the best crime-fighting team
In the world
Ohh
Then they saved the president
From an alien race
It was all over the news
He was screaming in space
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Songwriters: Daniel James Gonzalez

by The interlectual January 27, 2020

Dolphin Dick

Descriptive term describing an abnormally "arched" or "curved" male penis.

Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"

by dboogie9 April 1, 2015

Swampy Dolphin

When you approach a female for anal. She has to turn her head back, move her head up and down while making dolphin noise. Then you must fill her anus with urine, creating the smell and consistency of what is known as the “Swampy Dolphin”
(Move created by JJJDTL)

Yo bro, I have that girl a awesome Swampy Dolphin last night!

by HappyDolphins69 July 22, 2018

Douchability

The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.

That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.

by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010

Dolphinising

The process by which a female shaves their entire body sometimes but not always, in preparation for sex.

'I'm like a dolphin, smooth all over'

'I'm dolphinising tonight'

by EMEM23 April 7, 2017

accidental dolphin

when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you accidently put your dick in her ass and she goes eh oh eh oh...like a dolphin.

So I was having sex with 2-Day the first time and I gave her an accidental dolphin, but she still wanted more the next day anyway.

by pdxrhino April 27, 2006

Dolphin shit

Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing

Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.

by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018