Douchewaffle

Really big douchebag. Usually a guy who looks like some sort of animal.

Girl1: did you hear what cj did?

girl1: no?

girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!

girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!

by gobblegobblegobble0721 October 25, 2011

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It is a "breakfast swear" as defined by me and my friends this past summer!! I thought I created the word, and we argued over whether or not it could be used during the day, or just in the morning.

You suck at life, you douchewaffle. Or...Josh is a douchewaffle. Or...Go eat a douchewaffle, douchewaffle.

by JonnyMat October 19, 2004

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A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

by Johnny March 18, 2004

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DoucheWaffle

1. an insult to a person who really sucks & is a complete idiotic lame ass.
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching

1. Those fucking DoucheWaffles on the boat over there have been playing Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here" on repeat all day long, how fucking lame!

2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!

by Pinkerton Detective October 21, 2010

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