douchestep

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.

Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."

by mojoroum December 23, 2011

Douchism

The religion and artform of being a douche.

Alex: Dude what the hell is up with Sandron?

Ben: I don't know, I think he has taken up Douchism

by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

douchestrogen

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.

Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

douchish

Like a douche in many ways

Cassidy is a douchish person because he stole my word.

by Tommy Stoner November 11, 2006

Douchespurt

Amount of douche too extreme to be bagged.

"Woah, that guy is a monumental douchespurt"

by marktheguat February 24, 2009

douchescovery

finding out someone's a douche.

We made a douchescovery, seems he's been gossiping and sharing personal information and photos with everyone while juggling several different girls and lying to them each about the others.

by sokeri February 24, 2010

douchescrote

1. A complete waste of blood and flesh,
also
2. A person who doesn't deserve to live.

Jarod: Dude, check it, I brought over "Journey: Greatest Hits!"

Nathan: You fucking douchescrote.

by Kuhn41 March 1, 2010