douchetastic

the act of being a douchydouch; see also: kayleigh's dad

"wow, i cant beleive he's being so douchetastic, god damn"

by rfizhere February 28, 2009

Douchetastic

an adjective used when someone does something or to describe something stupid, lame or ugly.

1. That hat is douchetastic!
2. She shouldn't have said that about your boyfriend. that was so douchetastic.

by Nakita Kapple July 13, 2006

douchetastically

Speaking or acting in a manner befitting someone who is an unbelievable, pretentious douchebag.

Michael Bauer douchetastically wrote his restaurant review as if he was sitting atop a broomstick while he typed it.

by Webberator June 28, 2010

Douchetastic

(adj): elite level of douchebaggery rarely found in a person, place, or thing...

His faux hawk with blonde highlighted tips is very douchetastic

by chocolate-wanger January 3, 2012

douchestick

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.

Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.

by chinrest October 20, 2011

douchetistic

A douchebag who gives me no other choice in life than to make it them a bloody fucking statistic

My ex is such a douchetistic I wanna slap him to sleep with a skateboard

by GypzyWyldeChylde July 10, 2021