douchiest

To be the ultimate example of a douche

LSU coach Les Miles is the douchiest coach in college football.

by Square Mag September 21, 2006

Douchesse

A female douchebag.

Look at the douchesse, she got orange fake tan, fake two tone blond hair and a duck face!

by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010

Doucheless

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.

This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.

by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010

Douchineer

Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.

He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!

by JBroms June 18, 2011

doucheyness

The state or condition of showing douche like behavior.

Franny was on top of her doucheyness when she cut off that guy in during rush hour.

by ByMyLastBreath March 13, 2008

Douchess

A Douchess(a girl version of a douche) in which you call a girl when she's being worst than a dumbass. Instead of calling her a douche,u call her a douchess(it's more feminen).

ex: Girl 1: Ashlinn was talkin shit about you today to that hot guy Brad.
Girl 2: Are u serious?,that fuckin' Douchess!.

by Danneel February 25, 2008

the douchiest douchebag

the douchiest douchebag consists of a white boy who claims to be very straight but is evidently not. all he wears is patagonia, boat shoes, birkenstocks, nike hats and rip n dip; and if you don’t wear these brands, he will, and i mean WILL, shit on you. he plays soccer but not for the school team— just in high school but still snapchat’s the boys every day about how not just saturday, but every day is for the boys. however, never is he ever truly with the boys. he is always chillin with the sistas. joggers are a must, he claims to be the best drunk in town, however, he is worse than a thirteen year old who’s parents have left for the night and had three shots of the oldest whiskey in the house and claims to be HAMMERED. he will hatch match any female and then flex when he wins. but if any man who tries to hatch match, he cowers in fear, says “nah not this week”. he snorts creatine. says he is going to quit juuling but still fiends pods. his BMI is zero. it’s a challenge being his friend because despite all of this, you love him to death, and he’s actually a pretty great friend. he’s fun to make fun of, but he is always there for you and makes you laugh all the time. you love the douchey douchebag because even though he’s a wreck, he’s still a good guy at the bottom of it all and he has good intentions.

that guy is the douchiest douchebag!

by thegalofthetown October 1, 2019