Douchetin

A douche named Dustin

Dustin is a real douche lets call him Douchetin

by jasssskkkl January 10, 2010

captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008

douchettraction

The tendency to be attracted almost solely to complete douchebags. The Douchettracted has suffered greatly because of this disease yet makes no change in their station in life. Douchettraction is thought to be 100% fatal to human beings.

WTF, over. Has your Douchettraction reached a new low? This guy is a complete douchebag but until you realized the depths of his douchebaggery you had no interest in him. You need professional help.

by murphquake July 31, 2009

douchette

A female douche bag.

She's been such a douchette lately.

by Hornby123 April 10, 2009

douchette

1. The act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.

2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".

what the hell is Kelly's problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!

by BS Bizzle February 20, 2010

douchetitanic

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).

John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!

by fem_progress December 20, 2012

douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.

"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"

by Liteboi April 26, 2014