a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.
by el douche-o August 4, 2009
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{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 16, 2021
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Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.
Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.
by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009
Get the Douche Rocket mug.The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.
by The Michalenko January 30, 2009
Get the Douche Rocket mug.Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.
I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009
Get the Douchepocket mug.The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.
by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009
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