Doucheberry

Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.

Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."

by samzi August 26, 2013

doucheketeer

1. An individual prone to acts of flagrant douchebaggery. 2. any number of former mouseketeers currently standing over five feet tall.

I demand that someone identify the doucheketeer responsible for this act of flagrant douchebaggery!

by N. C. June 13, 2008

Douchedemic

A term describing an increasing amount of douche-bags in a common hang-out.

Me: "C'mon, Dave, let's get outta here man, this place is a douchedemic."

Dave:"I heard that."

by teabagger5000 May 11, 2009

Wild Doucheberry

Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.

Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?

by CallItAsISeeIt May 19, 2017

Doucheberry

Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.

Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...

by Indygunner August 9, 2009

doucheberg

A jewish douchebag.

Man 1: Hey bro, did Jacob call you back

Man 2: No bro

Man 3: Damn, he is such a doucheberg

by syrianman December 19, 2011

Douchebeck

A twitter hash tag used on 8/28/2010 to commemorate Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall.

Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.

The #douchebeck claimed that he wasn't promoting a book, but was "restoring America's honor." Few understood what he meant.

by shoqvalue August 28, 2010