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douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
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Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012
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douchebagery

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag
"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."
by kimmorris January 4, 2009
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Douchebagery

–noun

The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.

Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.

Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.

Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.

The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.

-See also guidos and meatheads
New Jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the shore.

Bill Clinton is a master of douchebagery.
by Matty_O February 4, 2010
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Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.
"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"
by austen p August 20, 2006
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Douchenator

That kid is the douchenator!
by Pelvic Thrust April 18, 2010
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Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.
A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.
by acmcgee May 16, 2011
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