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DoucheBoggled

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011
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Doucheclock

The doucheclock cashier told me his life story instead of giving me my change.
by POWest December 18, 2011
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Douchcopter

Describing someone who has went beyond the regular Douchbag standards. They are the ultimate idiots. They usually tend to take pictures of themselves, with no shirt, and/or their cars (referred to as their baby) and post it on Facebook. It is advised to not date a Douchcopter due to their huge ego which is trying to make up for their lack of endowment.
Women 1: "That guy is really cute."

Women 2: "He takes pictures shirtless and posts them on

Facebook.. ..."

Women 1: "......What a douchcopter."
by Jordy...19 August 26, 2011
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Douchecano

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano
by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011
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douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008
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douchebolical

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger
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douchetool

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
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