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Douchebags in the mist

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.
Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.
by condoman September 29, 2008
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douchecoustic

A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.
Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.

Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009
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douchebox

similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.
shut the fuck up, douchebox.
by phore-twunny July 17, 2005
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Doucheborough

1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.

see: Joe Scarborough
"You can tell Doucheborough it isn't supposed to be fair."
by Don Barno June 3, 2009
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doucheburst

an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting
Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment
by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008
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Doucheboat

A male character or celebrity who is undeniably attractive, despite possessing an abhorrent personality.
Bradley Cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover, but when it comes to TV, Josh Hopkins’ work on Cougar Town and Brothers & Sisters is the gold standard.
by Cactus228 July 8, 2010
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