double handie

Two hand jobs at once

Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie

by Big Daddy Hot Rod October 22, 2013

double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously

My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.

by Thystephen May 15, 2016

bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?

While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010

Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.

James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"

by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018