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cocky doody

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.
Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009
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doodypult

A well endowed gay man sticks his flacid penis into his own ass, thus arousing him, and making his penis hard. as his penis gets harder, it creates a "doodypult" as it flicks back out of the asshole.
That guy just did the most awesome doodypult!
by Jefferz August 29, 2005
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Doody Booty

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.
Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(
by stxnthamix February 5, 2018
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dossy

Setting high expectations yet leaving much to be desired. Full of self-proclaimed greatness that is never met. Overhyped, yet disappointing.
1. All the marketing makes this dossy beer seem great, but it's all watered down.

2. This dossy software is expensive, so I thought it would be good, but it crashes all the time.

3. He's the dossiest guy I know. He always makes promises to do great things and never gets anything done.
by CrazyNater June 10, 2008
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doody hole

ass, anus, bottom, butt, booty hole, rear, etc
Yea, I got my finger in your doody hole!!!
by mike_g December 13, 2006
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Doody Snatch

1) Doody Snatch refers to a gay man's rectum. Specifically referring to the man who receive's asshole. The term is derived from the term given to a female's vagina, snatch.

2) A rectum in general.
His doody snatch was in my face and I almost hurled
by poopiedeloopie August 23, 2008
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Doody Balls

Doody Balls happens when you wipe from back to front and shit residue collects on the back of your balls, which in turn creates balls that smell like doody.
I let this chick go down on me after taking a wicked crap and I had a foul case of doody balls.
by Plax January 29, 2008
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