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doppelgänger

It's the guy to blame when the Fed's come knocking on your door.

A body double or look-alike.

A vision of one's self out of the corner of your eye.

I heard her say, "Now that's one good looking doppelgänger."

In folklore it's a harbinger of back luck:

a) When you see your own doppelgänger, it's an omen of death.

b) When you see a relative's or friend's doppelgänger it could mean illness or bad luck for him/her.
German origin: 2 words a)Doppel- double b)Gänger- walk or walker
Zooey Deschanel's doppelgänger would be Katy Perry or vise versa.
True story:
In a dream or vision Abraham Lincoln looked in a mirror and saw two reflections of himself. One paler then the other.
This doppelgänger was an omen that he would not survive his second term in office.
by skulkadin September 26, 2013
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doppelbanger

when you want to bang people who look like they could be your twin.
friend 1: "that girl over there is a TOTAL BABE."
friend 2: "um, she's looks exactly like you."
friend 1: "what's wrong with that?"
friend 2: "it just means that you're a total doppelbanger, that's all."
by grace jones January 30, 2010
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Doppelbänger

A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!
Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.
by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019
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doppelganger

A facebook trend where instead of using a real picture, a user uploads a picture of a celebrity with whom they vainly perceive shared physical features but is in reality much more attractive.
"Dude, I'm soo cool. After I posted the Urban Dictionary definition of my name as my status, I uploaded a picture of Tom Cruise as my profile pic doppelganger."

"Well, he is short and weird..."
by Tom Shane Jr February 4, 2010
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Doppelbanger

Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.
I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.
by Chanisson Halberitzky February 4, 2010
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doppelwanger

when you're watching porn and notice the guys dick looks exactly like yours.
Oh my god that dude is totally my doppelwanger
by jonesberger January 4, 2021
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dopplewanger

Two individual men who posses indentical penises (soft and hard) but are not themselves identical twins.
I met my dopplewanger at a key party last weekend, we're getting ice cream later if you want to join.
by Scrodoftw June 24, 2016
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