Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017

dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown

Dookie brown jacket

by CatchRag December 10, 2013

Lukie Dookie

To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up

Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!

by Resqtech260 May 10, 2015

Sand Dookie

When you have a lot of sand in your swimsuit and it comes out and it looks like you're taking a dookie .

Kiera just dropped a sand dookie rinsing off at the beach

by Daisy Bo Luke August 5, 2020

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit

Jordan be on that flookie dookie.

by _freakmaster March 12, 2015

dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.

"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."

by alduin777 May 1, 2015