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Churn the Dookie Butter

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!
by MM85 July 15, 2014
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Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017
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dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown
by CatchRag December 10, 2013
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dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021
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Lukie Dookie

To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up
Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!
by Resqtech260 May 10, 2015
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Sand Dookie

When you have a lot of sand in your swimsuit and it comes out and it looks like you're taking a dookie .
Kiera just dropped a sand dookie rinsing off at the beach
by Daisy Bo Luke August 5, 2020
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Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.
Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader
by nastyninja December 25, 2010
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