COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)
Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-
TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.
BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.
TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.
MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-
TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.
BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.
TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.
MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
(CDD)
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
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They think they sound like they know what they are doing and are computer-smart, but in reality, they're complete morons.
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I downloaded the report to my boss.
Do you know how to download these mp3's on my desktop to a CD so I can play them on my walkman?
Do you know how to download these mp3's on my desktop to a CD so I can play them on my walkman?
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"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"
common responses from others that hear the phrase said:
Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?
"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"
common responses from others that hear the phrase said:
Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?
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Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.
Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.
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