up dog

an intro to a corny joke

drunkard
"It smells like updog in here!"
oblvious man
"whats up dog?"
drunkard
"WHATS UP DOG?"

by hairy chonch May 1, 2003

up dog

A dog's erection or boner .

My dog is so horney, this morning i looked over at him and he was walking around with a long, tall, fat up dog.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

up dog

up dog is not just one thing its everything and anything.

i like your up dog... your mom is up dog.. i just won so many up dogs

by sitnfish January 4, 2009

up dog

a dog that is up

person 1: up dog.
person 2: what?
person 1: ask then.
person 2: what is up dog?
person 1: a dog that is up
person 2: oh.

by 8we6oqd4wq May 1, 2020

up dog

cocaine or coke. Cocaine (benzoylmethyl ecgonine) is a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant.

yo, want some up dog? what's up dog. blow

by daddyYANKEEtheredsockplayer April 11, 2008

up dog

Throw up

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018