Dog's Bollocks Syndrome 

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.

Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.

Dog's Bollocks Syndrome by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009

dog's bullocks 

IS NOT BRITISH SLANG you morons. It's Dog's Bollocks, with an 'o', not a 'u'.

Right:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bollocks."
Person 2 "cool, i'll have to check it out."

Wrong:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bullocks."
Person 2 "you're a twat."

dog's bullocks by AgentZaarin December 9, 2007

dog's bullocks 

Brittish slang for cool or hip, as pointed out in the comedy of Eddie Izzard.

The queen's new dress is the dog's bullocks.

dog's bullocks by Coell September 22, 2005

dog's bullocks 

great shit

dude 1:you're invited to the playboy party
dude 2:that's the dog's bullocks

dog's bullocks by eugeni March 17, 2004

the dogs bollocks 

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

the dogs bollocks by minge monkey April 23, 2003

dogs bollocks 

the best thing ever, not to be confused with bollocks!

that weed is the dogs bollocks!

dogs bollocks by pump June 4, 2003

dogs bollocks 

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.

"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."

dogs bollocks by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004