Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

drunkle

an uncle who is drunk all the time

my drunkle was pissed again

by sinéad30 February 7, 2007

Dunkler

to make out with an extremely heavy and ugly girl against your will.

You've just been dunkled. It's dunkler time. Your such a dunkler.

by Yeahirock77 May 26, 2009

Drunkle

A perpetually drunk uncle

Will Drunkle Dave be at Thanksgiving?

by skirtitude October 4, 2009

Drunkle

An uncle to tends to drink too much, often becoming boisterous for no reason.

Less common, but still appriopriate: An uncle who tends to overindulge at family social events, often causing more turmoil than necessary, and acts like an ass. This "ass" behavior could manifest itself in numerous ways such as; hitting on younger girls near his own daughters age, bringing up inappropriate situations during toasts, arguing at great length over trivial matters, etc...

Man, Holly's fucking uncle is always drunk, he completely ruined her wedding, he's such a drunkle.

by BSCowboy December 13, 2010

drunkle

Your favorite drunk uncle, who entertains all at family holidays when he shows up wasted. He often relies on underage nieces/nephews for transportation help when alcohol has gotten the best of him.

Yeah, my drunkle got me out of the early morning class because he lost his keys yesterday and needed a ride.

by hello_newman May 1, 2011

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

by Satanwilleatyouallontoast June 9, 2019