Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

Diestro

Someone who is very sussy baka.

Diestro, how could you? You missed the PP streak!

by PPstreak July 13, 2021

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007

Obligatory Digestive

When you lowkey want to show your friends that you're doing something cool.

Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.

by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017

dimestack

A small and extremely skinny male reproductive organ, also known as the penis, which resembles that of a stack of dimes.

Tommy- "Why haven't you banged her yet?"
Kyle- "Because I'm rockin' a dimestack, basically my penis is so small it couldn't even satisfy a small rodent."

by Tommy and Kyle August 14, 2008

Digest

To access how good something is by taking time to experience it.

"I'm about to digest that new Wale album. I heard it was pretty good".

by PromPromz December 4, 2014