distrubing

A quality that olzen has.

Olzen is distrubing. Please make him stop.

by Hamscratch McRugged. June 17, 2003

destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum

“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy”

by jaihr August 10, 2023

Dick destroying december

when u masturbate based on the date for example 4 times on the 4th of december

no way i can masturbate everyday during Dick destroying december

by basherr November 5, 2025

Distrousing

Adjective. A combination of the words, "Disturbing," and "Arousing," used when you find yourself disturbed by something, yet oddly aroused at the same time.

Luke: "Vara wants us to train you to be gay, Ren."
Cort: "That he does."
Ren: "I find this... Distrousing."

by Rensprocket December 18, 2012

Distryping

A term used for when you are distracted while typing something.

Me: The movies we're amazong.
Friend: *were amazing
Me: Oh shut the fuck up, I was distryping

by VaWar January 25, 2019

tempting & distorting

(noun)
a behavior characterized by the act of employing sarcastic or crude remarks with the intention of enticing a person into participating in a joke, followed by using their response out of context and treating it as if it were a serious statement.

This practice involves luring individuals into engaging in a conversation or reacting emotionally, only to later exploit their words or actions to embarrass or humiliate them. Tempting & Distorting commonly employs misdirection and manipulation to achieve its desired effect, often at the expense of the targeted individual.

"You were tempting & distorting by talking in an amusing tone"

by ahundredovens July 14, 2023