Tim wanted a discreet incounter so he went on a dating website to find a lucky woman.(but shes a bitch)
by oopopop March 21, 2008
Get the discreet incounter mug.1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.
"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"
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"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"
by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006
Get the discreet mug.Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.
1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"
2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
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Get the Discreet Encounters mug.being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?
Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.
Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
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Get the Ninja Discreet mug.When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.
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