beerectile dysfunction

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.

Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!

by potatopandemic July 14, 2010

dysfunctional fuckedupness

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008

erectile dysfunction

the #1 cause of suicide in the United States

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara

by manc od May 25, 2006

Hillarectile dysfunction

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.

Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

by webster_c February 17, 2008

Correctile Disfunction

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.

Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.

by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019