Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

by Jerome March 18, 2004

disastrous

A disaster of a certain magnitude in a sense. Can be used in the upmost dire situations. Relative to oneself usually in a sense

A Disastrous weather event, “life throws you a curveball”.

by Lolz for dayz August 15, 2019

disasterqueef

A queef that occurs during sex that is so severe it kills the boner and may induce impotence

Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.

by von groovy May 3, 2019

disasterass

a combination of the words "disaster" and "ass": noun

1.) used to describe the backside of a woman who has spent copious hours sitting on a kitchen chair while chatting online in the same pajamas that she wore the previous day while folding that day's previous day's laundry.

2.) also used to describe the resulting keister of a porn slut appearing in one of those anal gaping features that seem to be gaining popularity lately

SitOnMeShamrock: Yo dude, did you see that pic that (non-descript screen name) sent out the other day?

Jweed439: Yeah, classic case of disasterass if ever i saw one.

by SitOnMeShamrock July 1, 2011

The Queen of Disasters

It is Kangana Ranaut. She is a flop actress of Bollywood who breathes controversies to remain in limelight. Till 2021, out of her last 12 movies, she has delivered 9 disasters. With worst success ratio, she is the leading lady in terms of delivering consistent flops. She has no clean hits since 2015 with back to back 7 flops/averages. Despite doing movies with big directors/producers/actors like Karan Johar, Ajay Devgan, Hrithik Roshan, Mahesh Bhatt, she has been rejected by the audience. By doing the chaploosi of govt, she buys some awards. But couldn't buy a single clean hit since 2015.

People would always remember Kangana Ranaut as the queen of disasters.

by TheLogicalTroller April 24, 2021

disgusterous

A dimbo way of saying disguting

I eat dog crap
that is totally disgusterous

by Katy and Louise April 22, 2006

Disastrous_Hornet705

a spicy woman who has a desperate man named blade obsessed with her, goodness

“Do not mess with Disastrous_Hornet705

by aarsuyy April 29, 2024