diapaperia

the inappropriate flow of excessive paperwork out of your ass.

Joe had to leave work early today because he had a bad case of diapaperia.

by JoePaperwork March 4, 2010

Disaster Marriages

Television documentaries featuring the always popular format of heartbreaking tales of unthinkable marital infidelity.

My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

Disastercase

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

Hipster Disaster

When some type of hipster activity goes terribly wrong. An epic fail in the hipster lifestyle.

Hipster Disaster on the way to work my chain fell off my fixie.

I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.

The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.

by sveesible August 31, 2012

disasterbating

Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.

Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!

by LaMaupin March 18, 2014

Disasterclass

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.

I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.

by smplkd October 2, 2019

diapaperia

a disorder related to the unwanted flow of paperwork coming out of an anal bureaucracy

I went home from work early today because my mailbox was full with more diapaperia from the state.

by Less Paperwork Joe June 28, 2010