The dirty Mitch

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off

Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick

by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011

Dirty Mack

Someone who messes up your chances with a girl by portraying you as untrustworthy, dishonest, a womanizer, or otherwise undesirable.

damn I was bout to hook up with that bitch over there till the god damn dirty mack fucked shit up

by webstedge March 16, 2009

dirty mel

Someone on TikTok who couldn’t find their name in a trend so they made their own definition

MelTargaryen on TikTok tried to search Dirty Mel but nothing came out so they made their own definition like the Dirty Mel they are

by DefNotMel April 16, 2020

Dirty Moped

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

dirty max

it is when a man named max eats your butt and runs you over with a tractor

friend: omg have you met Max
You:no i dont want to he did a dirty max to my dad

by real_babatunde February 23, 2021

Dirty Minded

When someone can figure something sexual out of any statement.

Me: I like big beefy sausages.
Dirty minded human: that's what she said hehe

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

Dirty Marmot

When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.

I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot

by Dances on Rocks November 15, 2015