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A party for soon to be father expecting his second kid. Essentially the fathers version of the mothers “sprinkle
All of Cardis buddies thru him an epic Dinkle at Atlantic City for the night. It was one for the ages
dinkle by anonymous February 21, 2022
Dinkle is a itemlable product, a skrunkly kitty that makes chiptunes. He Just want's to be loved
What's your favorite itemlable product?
Definitely Dinkle
Nice, I like Sucklet!
Dinkle by Tool34 May 28, 2022
It means cock. Like penis.
Man: Hi, my dinkle is big.
dinkle by Iamverysmartandepiclol December 23, 2022
He's taking a dinkle.
Dinkle by Yazaiah August 3, 2024

Dinkle Quotes 

Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.

Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.

Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:

"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"

"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"

"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"

"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"

"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"

"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
Dinkle Quotes by Nutz56 July 26, 2009

dinkle dong 

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.
Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)
dinkle dong by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017