Dildoscillation

dil-dos-cil-la-tion!
Pronounced: Dil -dos-uh-ley-shuh n
--verb
1. the act or instance of oscillating a dildo
2. vacillation between differing beliefs, opinions, conditions, etc. in order to please an audience or individual:

1. She reached yet higher speeds of dildoscillation!
2. "it gets annoying when John dildoscillates just to make that bitch like him!"

by it's Eric the Red October 20, 2007

dildosack

alternate of derogatory word douchebag, usually being able to be used interchangably with the word douchebag, but in place of douchebag if the person was doing something incredibly stupid at the same time as they are being a doughebag.

"remember that time that that woman swerved into your lane going 80 on the interstate while talking on her cell phone, puting on makeup, and smoking, and then when you honked at her, she flipped you the bird?"

"yeah, i remember. what a dildosack."

by suq madiq August 4, 2009

DILDOS

Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.

Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.

by tata12 April 10, 2011

dildouche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".

"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."

by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

dildus

A contemptible person (i.e. a dildo or dick)

He walked out on his wife and kids? What a fuckin' dildus!

by bB March 22, 2005

dildose

The adjective form of dildo.
Pronounced Dil-dose
It can mean dumb, sucky, lame, etc.

"That party was totally dildose so I left."
"My computer broke, this is so dildose."

by Kienan H. November 18, 2006

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009