DildoNose

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

dildon't

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.

Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Dildonia

A fictional, imaginary place filled with dildos, naked women, and an overwhelming sense of self gratification.

Check out that grin on that woman's face, I bet you she just came back from a long trip to Dildonia.

by shizznit123 March 11, 2009

dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.

wow! i know what this is!its dildonium

by seymour sacs April 2, 2009

Dildoid

A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.

Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.

by SofaShark November 17, 2003

dildotics

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.

Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?

by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008

dildoing

1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions

Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?

by Phew May 5, 2004