Skip to main content

The Dildatrons

"The Dildatrons" are primarily an underground punk/hardcore band from the UK. they also run a successful Royton based Adult shoe shine booth under the same name.
They have been known to experiment with many other genre's such as Metal, Virgin Jazz, Urine beat, Meow dance, pop, spoken word, freeform masturbation, cock rock, christian rock, satanic rock, defecation Bop and Horrible noise art.

The band site there biggest influence as Ian Botham.
There are no confirmed band bio's, However it is widley accepted that the band was started by Brothers Zoltar and Wolfgang after watching Mumford and sons in concert.

The band were originally called The Piss Flaps, but soon changed it out of taste after their mother suffered a bladder infection. (covered in song "momma no wee no mo")
the band now comprises of over 30 "Disciples of Tron".
The band have only ever performed one live show in front of an audience, they were forced to stop gigging due to the controversial nature of there performances. Allegations of Bestiality have since been cleared.
the band do post music on the internet, but at irregular intervals. Currently only "What you gettin Lemon for" is uploaded, However onn the 20th of december the band Offically announced they were relesing a new EP before the end of 2010 and it would be availiable as a free download.
luke: "did you go to the dildatrons gig last night?"
lou: "pardon, sorry im a bit deaf today"
luke: "ye man"
by ilovezoltar December 21, 2010
mugGet the The Dildatrons mug.

dildock

Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.
Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!
by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006
mugGet the dildock mug.
Related Words

Dildar

The spanish -ar verb "To Dildo" often heard on the streets of Mexico to describe the mexicana chiquitas late night activities..due to an influx of immigrants the verb has made its way into the english language...it is never a good thing to be "dildaring" or "dildando" though many famous people have Dildar-ed in the past
1.)"Yo, you see that kid driving a purple saturn and emoing it?"

"ya man whats up with him today, he seems to dildar it all the time after he started working at market basket"

2.)"Quieres dildar en la playa con Alejandro y yo? dildamos todos los dias"
by Nicky killa bee B February 27, 2008
mugGet the Dildar mug.

didactic

adj.
1. Intended to instruct or inform or inclined to moralize excessively. (e.g., a didactic story)

2. A word that is overused by English majors as a pretense to sound intellectual when they are actually stating an obvious and trivial fact.
"I liked the story, but it was a little too didactic for my taste."
by octechwriter September 25, 2007
mugGet the didactic mug.

dildation membrane

A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.
The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.
by booger wall June 15, 2011
mugGet the dildation membrane mug.

Dildocracy

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.
Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.
by solidejake November 3, 2010
mugGet the Dildocracy mug.

didactile

didactile (noun); someone who is always telling everyone how it is. know-it-all.
Alvin was such a freakin' didactile he had no friends at all.
by sandspit July 31, 2007
mugGet the didactile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email