The accumulation of so many penises that the actual accounting for the individual number of dicks, penises, and cocks becomes impossible to quantify. Dickularities (pl.) are normally generated around the mouths of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-boyfriends, and ex-husbands who are attempting to make up for time lost.
A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
Becky's become a dickularity after Tom broke up with her; I heard you can't get within 50 meters of her without her sucking you in.
Literally.
Literally.
by Brazerican January 13, 2021
Get the Dickularity mug.Much like The Singularity is the moment that AI (Artificial Intelligence) becomes so good that you can't tell the difference between it and a human brain - The Dickularity is the moment when men and women are practically indistinguishable.
When The Dickularity happens, you'll have to start a romance in stages:
Looks: are you attracted to each other?
Personality: does this person interest me mentally? Or does this person make me want to jump out of a 7 story window?
Genital Compatibility: you arrange a Genital Reveal Party to determine if this is going to work in the bedroom.
When The Dickularity happens, you'll have to start a romance in stages:
Looks: are you attracted to each other?
Personality: does this person interest me mentally? Or does this person make me want to jump out of a 7 story window?
Genital Compatibility: you arrange a Genital Reveal Party to determine if this is going to work in the bedroom.
Example: Dave found out that his dating pool was severely lacking in females interested in spending time with him, so he began to explore The Dickularity for other options.
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Doc: Holy shit! I was about to cut this baby's dick. I thought it was the cord.
Doc again: Ma'am, your baby has been diagnosed with Dickolarge
Doc again: Ma'am, your baby has been diagnosed with Dickolarge
by I am the Doc September 27, 2018
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Sandra: “ I really wanted to have sex with Jeramy on Friday, but I started my period that morning. I was so upset.”
Carrie: “wait but didn’t you say you guys had sex?”
Sandra: “yeah we did.. his dickula pounded my pussy so hard”
Carrie: “ honestly.. helps with the cramps!”
Carrie: “wait but didn’t you say you guys had sex?”
Sandra: “yeah we did.. his dickula pounded my pussy so hard”
Carrie: “ honestly.. helps with the cramps!”
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“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les
“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”
“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les
“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”
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Katie asked Melissa, “why do men just tell us what they think we want to hear” to which Melissa replied, “because they make giant dicklarations to get you to sleep with them”.
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