Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

Dickslam

Noun. Someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic - So much so that they deserve to have the head of their penis slammed in a sliding glass door. Often used in reference to one's superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.

1. Bob is such an arrogant bastard. I can't believe that dickslam is my supervisor.

2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!

by JuhCoby April 17, 2008

dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

dickolas

another word for nicholas, of course changing the n for a d, & the h for a k. a dirty italian manwhore who cheats on all of his girlfriends, & is never happy with his current girlfriend. pretends to like bands.

person A; omg, did you see that dickolas wearing an all time low shirt?
person B; dude, i wouldn't trust it, he probably got it from his "chick on the side" & just pretends that he loves them.
person A; yes... true, lets shun him from society!

by dead! January 23, 2008

Dickulate

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.

"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."

by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

dickular torsion

(n.) It's like a purple nurple for your penis.

My wife was pissed at me last night... dickular torsion was the punishment that ensued.

by BigW777 November 21, 2015

Dicklag

When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"

"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"

"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."

by TheMagicKeeper June 18, 2017