Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

Dicktaker

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.

A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!

by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

Dicksack

1) The sack in the front of someones dick, like the sack of the guy with a bagpipe
2) A fat person, a nickname

1) You get a dicksack, you get a dicksack and you get a dicksack
2) Are you in the macdonalds again? Youre such a dicksack

by Rietje May 18, 2016

Dicksman

A man, with the knowledge and skill to not only be good in bed but satisfy , respect, and completely dickmatize his woman. The dicksman, is not a selfish, lover, hes not prudish, and anything and sexual is never shameful but embraced . The dicksman can bring out the inner most kinky sexual nature of even the most prudest person, and make her feel classy, never shameful of her desires, . Very few are able to fall under this category. A dicksman can also calm even the most highest of anxieties, and flares of hormones,. and will use this skill to simply but his partner to sleep if needed

Why would i need to cheat on my husband , he is a dicksman

by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

dickshaking

Doing nothing productive; hanging around; wasting time.

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!

by ecrear November 28, 2010

Dicktance

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

dicksand

The attention a man gives you to make you forget about who you are, and everything else. You are completely blinded from all facts and are just thriving to be in a relationship.

From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)

Sasha: I thought Lila was coming out with us tonight?

Jade: She got trapped in Porters dicksand.

by jade6ix August 24, 2016